Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand

Published by Plume on October 6, 2015

Poorly Drawn Lines started as an internet comic strip. The book mixes new material with strips that were previously published on the web. Four panels per page is a typical strip, although they range from one panel jokes to strips that spread across two or three pages. Occasionally, a few lines of text appear on a page without art. The whole thing can be read pretty quickly, or you can keep it in the bathroom and read it a bit at a time.

The book is divided into chapters covering such topics as the natural world, the future, and big ideas. There are quite a few talking animals (birds and bears in particular) and an occasional monster. Many of the strips deal with the meaning of life, or death, or cheese. People (and animals) tend to be filled with existential angst, which might explain why most of them aren’t very nice, particularly the animals, who are usually giving humans (and other animals) the finger.

My favorite jokes include a chameleon that hides its emotions and a drawing of a rabbit with a bandaged foot wearing a rabbit’s foot around its neck, captioned “Fluffy has made his own luck.” Another favorite: a guy who says “use your hands in conversation to help project confidence” slaps the next person who talks to him. Maybe you need a dark sense to humor to appreciate the collection.

I didn’t have many LOL moments while reading through this collection, but I did smile regularly. Smiling is good. Any book that makes me smile is, in my judgment, a good book.

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King Maybe by Timothy Hallinan

Published by Soho Crime on April 12, 2016

Junior Bender has a rogue’s gallery of friends. As usual, some of them want to kill him. Jake Whelan, in particular, is upset that the Klee he purchased from Junior turned out to be forged. Junior stole the Klee in good faith, but he has to put Whelan on hold while he steals a rare stamp from a persuasive debt collector named Slugger. Junior is stealing the stamp for friend Stinky (actually, they’re only friends when Stinky isn’t trying to have Junior killed), but the theft adds Slugger to the list of people who would like to have Junior terminated.

The latest entry in Timothy Hallinan’s series of Junior Bender novels has a Hollywood theme. Part of the plot involves a movie that Whelan wants to produce. Jeremy Granger, a/k/a King Maybe, holds an exclusive option on the movie and is treating it in a way that displeases Whelan. To get back in Whelan’s good graces, Junior must perform a task that brings him into contact with Granger. That creates a mess from which Junior can only extricate himself by doing a task for Granger. The tangled web Junior weaves puts him into some tight spots, but nobody said that being a professional burglar would be easy.

In addition to Stinky, other familiar characters appear, including Junior’s daughter, who figures into a subplot involving a nasty girl from high school and two fourteen-year-old female cybercriminals Junior met in an earlier novel. Junior’s new girlfriend, Ronnie Bigelow, has a mysterious background and she’s good at banter, which makes her a perfect addition to the series. Ting Ting and his assassin girlfriend also make an appearance. Did I mention that Junior knows a lot of criminals?

The plot threads resolve in clever ways. While the novel is light, there is a darkness in Junior that drives the novel’s ending. In that respect, King Maybe isn’t quite as light as some other novels in the series. Junior proves himself (again) to have a moral center and a sense of justice. Those characteristics drive him to commit acts that might not be considered just or moral in a perfect world, but Junior’s world is far from perfect.

Junior’s flirtation with darkness notwithstanding, Hallinan’s Junior Bender novels are lighter than his excellent Poke Rafferty novels. But even in his light novels, Hallinan finds a way to pinch my heart. The pinch in King Maybe came when a makeshift funeral took place near the novel’s end. When so many writers concoct overwrought scenes to contrive a reader’s emotional response, I appreciate Hallinan’s ability to write understated scenes that provoke honest emotions by depicting ordinary people who, while in many ways odd, experience the same mixture of sorrow, grief, anger, anxiety, and joy that are familiar to ordinary people everywhere.

Hallinan’s writing style is always sharp, leaving the impression that his prose is effortless when I imagine he labors over every sentence to make sure that each will engage the reader. Creative prose, an entertaining plot, and a satisfying blend of humor and drama make King Maybe another winner for Hallinan fans -- and for all fands of strong crime fiction.

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Deep Blue by Randy Wayne White

Published by G.P. Putnam's Sons on March 15, 2016

Deep Blue is a satisfying action novel. Deep Blue doesn’t provoke deep thought but it gives the reader a chance to hang out with some of the fun, offbeat characters who live in or around the marina where Doc Ford makes his home. The character (other than Doc) who plays the strongest role in the novel is kooky Tomlinson, a high-functioning burnout who believes in his ability to practice “remote viewing” and never met a mind-altering substance he didn’t like.

Doc Ford begins the novel on a mission that doesn’t go quite as he planned. When he returns to the marina, he’s plagued by a couple of high-tech drones. With the help of a dog that might be even more mindless than Tomlinson, Ford captures the drones and tries to keep their owner from recovering them. The drone owner turns out to be a wealthy technology master whose father has a history with Tomlinson.

The characters (especially the dog) are amusing. Most of them are more focused on the month-long marina Christmas party than the threat that they eventually encounter. Ford, the most sober of the bunch, flies around causing and resolving trouble, leading to some reasonably innovative action scenes. I particularly enjoyed the ones that take place underwater.

The novel moves briskly without short-changing the interaction of characters or the creation of atmosphere. At two or three points, Randy Wayne White plants chapter-ending cliffhangers that are supposed to produce “Oh No!” responses, but the eventual outcome is predictable. Probably series fans wouldn’t want it to be any other way. In short, this is a breezy, entertaining novel that delivers what fans of the series expect but not much more.

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A Hero of France by Alan Furst

Published by Random House on May 31, 2016

A Hero of France is not as meaty as Alan Furst’s best works, but at least he didn’t pad the story as do so many best-selling authors. The hero to whom the title refers is Mathieu. He is in the French resistance, working to return British flyers to England after they parachute from crashing bombers.

The first two-thirds of the novel introduces a few British aviators who are spirited out of France with Mathieu’s help. I formed no attachment to any of those characters because they didn’t stay around long enough to warm my heart. Other people who assist Mathieu’s operation of the escape line make occasional appearances, but none of them are given great substance. A British official tries to pressure Mathieu to expand his efforts by engaging in espionage, but the Brit plays such a limited role that it is difficult to view him as villainous or to care about him one way or another.

That leaves Mathieu, the novel’s constant, but we know more about what Mathieu does than who he is. Mathieu’s motivation is obvious -- he doesn’t like Germans, at least not after they’ve taken control of his country, and he doesn’t like collaborators, including the French government -- but all of that is fairly superficial. It isn’t the sort of character development that readers have come to expect from Alan Furst.

The early stages of the novel foreshadow trouble for Mathieu and his small band of conspirators. A member of the German military police named Breum spends the last third of the novel trying to catch everyone associated with escape-lines. Breum, who wants to save himself from the consequences of an unfavorable performance review, is probably the most carefully developed character in the novel.

My difficulty investing in the episodic plot and bland characters was enhanced by the detached voice in which the story is written. The narrative is interesting but it lacks passion and drama. On the other hand, the background and setting of A Hero of France are up to Furst’s typical standard of excellence. The story wraps up neatly, but perhaps too neatly. There are no surprises. I enjoyed the story, such as it is, but this is one of Furst’s weaker novels.

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The Girl with all the Gifts by M.R. Carey

Published by Orbit on June 10, 2014

There's been a worldwide infection. You're thinking zombie, right? Got it in one. The Girl with All the Gifts gives more attention than most zombie novels to the nature of the infection that creates a zombie plague, although why zombie infections always produce shambling has yet to be convincingly explained. Still.

A young girl named Melanie lives in a cell in a locked facility. She only leaves it after her jailers have strapped her to a wheelchair. They take her to a classroom with she and others like her learn random facts that are no longer relevant. All she knows of the real world is that a devastated place called London is not far away and a place called Beacon, on the sea and surrounded by moats and minefields, is safe from hungries. Other cities are as empty as London. Burn patrols do their best to keep her region free from hungries. Hungries shamble and eat people ... a zombie by any other name ....

Some of the hungries, particularly Melanie and her friends, are "high functioning." Meaning they are really really really smart zombies. They seem like normal kids until they start salivating at the scent of human flesh, but it that any reason to dissect them? Opinions differ.

Dr. Caroline Caldwell thinks of Melanie as a test subject. Sergeant Parks thinks of Melanie as a dangerous monster. Melanie's teacher, Helen Justineau thinks of her as a sweet little girl. Melanie isn't quite sure what to think of herself but she loves Miss Justineau.

Although The Girl with all the Gifts follows the standard run-and-fight-and-try-not-to-be-eaten plot of zombie fiction, it is a more interesting story than most. M.R. Carey creates clever images and scenarios that are a step above typical zombie fiction. The writing is surprisingly strong. In constructing a science-based zombie novel that has some literary value, The Girl with all the Gifts is like Parasite, although The Girl is a better book.

The hook that truly differentiates The Girl With All the Gifts from other zombie fiction is that Melanie is a likable, sympathetic zombie. Yes, she enjoys an occasional munch on human flesh, but only if the humans are bad, not like Helen Justineau, whom she really really does not want to eat even though she might be tasty. The reader is meant to cheer for Melanie and Justineau and even for a couple of soldiers, although not so much for Dr. Caldwell, who likes to dissect zombie children, especially if they are whizzes at math.

Carey walked a delicate line between writing a "feel good" story and a scary one. Melanie and Justineau couldn't be nicer, which means they aren't particularly realistic (not that a zombie novel is all that realistic). The darker characters at least benefit from greater complexity. In any event, the novel races to an ending that, if not surprising given its inevitably, is more satisfying than the climax of a typical zombie novel.

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