Mistworld by Simon Green

First published in 1992; published by Open Road Media on December 17, 2013

Mistworld is a rebel planet protected from the Empire by a psionic shield. There isn't much to protect since Mistworld is essentially a medieval village in which security guards carry pikes. Of course they do, they used to be gladiators. They fight with swords and shields because energy guns and force fields take time to recharge. Riiiight.

Meanwhile, the Empire has just wiped out the planet Tannin and a refugee ship has made its way to Mistworld but the espers who scanned the ship detected a mysterious presence. Fortunately, Investigator Topaz, the strongest esper in the universe and a legendary Siren who once wiped out 500 minds at once, is there to protect Mistworld. To show what a badass she is, Topaz says things like "blood and terror to our enemies" (forgetting to preface this with "forsooth"). Sergeant Michael Gunn was married to Topaz, but Gunn is dead now, giving Topaz a chance to feel sad while lusting for revenge, having sworn "an oath of vengeance." Riiiight.

Meanwhile, a burglar in Mistport named Cat steals a memory crystal for a fence named Cyder who wants to sell it to Jamie Royal who is retrieving it for Dr. Leon Vertue who owns Mistworld's body bank. Does everyone in this novel have a ridiculous name? Pretty much. There's a mercenary named Blackjack, Port Director Gideon Steel, Captain Starlight, Councillor Eileen Darkstrom, Count Stefan Bloodhawk, Suzanne du Wolfe, a dude named Gaunt, a giant named Stargrave, and the list goes on. Most of the creative effort in this novel went into creating silly names for the characters.

The memory crystal plays an important role toward the end of the novel, but (and I need to be vague here to avoid spoilers) I was left wondering how its intended recipient managed to get along without it, given the apparently critical need for the crystal to be in place at all times. That's one of a few head-scratchers that are glossed over in an effort to deliver a plot that is heavy on action but light on thought.

Simon Green strives for literary eloquence, but his prose is too often forced and stilted. He should see an editor for his adverb addiction. At other times he depends on clichéd phrases ("paragon of virtue") to make his point. Dialog -- "Damn you, Blackjack, you've ruined everything" -- is lifted from every bad "direct to DVD" movie you've ever seen.

The plot is generally coherent and at times entertaining despite bordering on the ridiculous. Too often, however, the story is based on familiar fantasy themes with some Star Wars buzzwords added to disguise it as science fiction. Fight scenes are mundane and characters lack development beyond the standard personalities with which stock characters come equipped.

I know this novel (first published in 1992) has a following. I can understand why fans of fantasy who don't mind excessive adverbs or the substitution of espers for magicians would enjoy it. I can understand why those who view it as a parody might think Green achieved something with Mistworld, but I like parodies that make me laugh and, other than laughing at the characters' names, I found little here to amuse. Mistworld isn't an awful book but there is not enough here that is fresh or interesting to earn a recommendation for sf fans.

NOT RECOMMENDED

The Chase by Janet Evanovich and Lee Goldberg

Published by Bantam on February 25, 2014

Marketing this novel as a thriller (or even a romantic thriller) is seriously misleading. The Chase is too cute for its own good -- certainly too cute for readers who are looking for a plausible story.  The Chase is so over-the-top that I was unable to buy into the plot or the characters. The cheesy banter between Kate and Nicolas, meant to be witty and suggestively sexual, seems designed to appeal to preteens. The Chase is intended as light reading -- a cross between romantic comedy and a thriller -- but it's so fluffy and insubstantial I felt like I was reading a cloud.

Special Agent Kate O'Hare is chasing the dreamy Nicolas Fox and not just because she would like to cuddle up against his lean and firm body. Fox seems to have robbed a bank but, as O'Hare knows, he has stolen from a safe deposit box at the FBI's direction to obtain evidence because the FBI is apparently unwilling or unable to get a warrant to search for it. The crime (the details of which are left unexplained) is ridiculous and O'Hare should go to prison for having any part in it. How she manages to reconcile her profound sense of law-and-order with her willingness to subvert the Constitution while being a party to a bank robbery is something Evanovich doesn't explain. I always have difficulty cheering for a hypocrite and O'Hare's self-righteous justification for breaking the law (repeatedly) doesn't endear me to her.

Now the FBI needs O'Hare to commit a crime that's even more preposterous: stealing a bronze rooster from the highly placed man who bought it from the thief who stole it from the Smithsonian. The man is so highly placed (think Karl Rove) that the FBI doesn't want to "embarrass" the country by arresting him. Eventually yet another theft needs to be orchestrated and the novel turns into a low-budget version of Ocean's Eleven. Unfortunately, the method used to commit the crime is far from innovative and not even remotely credible.

Evanovich works so hard to make O'Hare "tough but feminine" and Fox "devious but charming" that both characters seem inauthentic. They fit nicely into their stereotyped boxes but they lack believable personalities. O'Hare's "I just got stabbed and killed my assailant -- let's have champagne!" attitude wears thin quickly. The chemistry between the smitten FBI agent and the rakish conman with "lightly tousled" hair is utterly predictable and, for that reason, uninteresting. The villain is about as deep as Snidely Whiplash.

The parts of the novel that are meant to be funny failed to amuse me, but I often chuckled at parts that were not intended to provoke laughter (O'Hare's superdad carries hand grenades in his golf bag and the Karl Rove character, no longer in government, can instantly launch a predator drone armed with Hellfire missiles within the United States by making a phone call). Much of the novel is just too easy for O'Hare and Fox ("oh, don't worry, the secret door won't be guarded") and too many things that shouldn't be easy (like stealing from safe deposit boxes) are glossed over without explanation. Part of the novel takes place in China but it might as well be Kansas City. The local color sounds like it was cribbed from a tourism website. Evanovich does better when she describes the high-end outlet mall in Camarillo, California, a place she has apparently been. The ending is even sillier than the story that precedes it. The story moves quickly and parts of it are fun, but there are not enough of those parts to recommend the novel as a whole.

NOT RECOMMENDED

Honor Among Thieves by James S.A. Corey

Published by Del Rey on March 4, 2014

The full title of this novel is Star Wars: Empire and Rebellion: Honor Among Thieves. It is the second novel in the Empire and Rebellion series. I did not read the first and I generally do not try to keep up with Star Wars novels (that would be a full time commitment in itself), but I read this one because I admired the work that the writing team known as James S.A. Corey did in The Expanse novels.

Most of Honor Among Thieves concerns a potential new weapon -- developed by a long-departed race -- that both the Empire and the Rebel Forces would like to acquire. A Rebel spy named Scarlet Hack tracked down information about its location but the information was stolen before she could steal it herself. Now the Empire is after the thief, along with Scarlet and Han Solo (and Chewbacca, of course). The chase leads them (and the Empire) to a planet that is hosting a conference attended by Princess Leia, who is there to do some fundraising. There are, naturally enough, a wealth of fights, space battles, smugglers, bounty hunters, dive bars, odd aliens, droids, and all the other elements that make Star Wars enjoyable.

In the meantime, the Rebel Forces need to find a new secret base. In an early chapter, Leia dispatches Luke Skywalker to check out a possible planet, but it's in the galaxy's equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle. That storyline disappears for a time, but Luke resurfaces in the final third of the novel as the story threads weave together.

Corey's skill with characters serves the story well. Han Solo is skeptical, sarcastic, roguish-- in a word, perfect. Han isn't the introspective type but Corey has him thinking about his life -- what he might have been but for meeting Luke Skywalker, what he might become. His friendships and alliances are still uncertain but he stands on the verge of change, of acquiring meaning in a self-centered life.

The story moves at hyperspeed. The plot -- well, this is an adventure story so there isn't much of a plot. The outcome is predictable but that makes it no less fun. I was easily and willingly swept along by the narrative. Yet despite its lack of depth, Honor Among Thieves does make a salient point. The Universe needs smugglers and thieves. They represent rebellion against order ... and thus freedom. It is a lesson that even the uptight Leia can appreciate.

RECOMMENDED

Saints of the Shadow Bible by Ian Rankin

Published by Little, Brown and Company on January 14, 2014

John Rebus is a traditional old school cop, the kind often admired by fans of police procedurals ... so admired, in fact, that Saints of the Shadow Bible is the nineteenth Rebus novel. Rebus drinks too much, he's no good at relationships and even less good at following orders or respecting the chain of command, but his instincts for crime are sound and he's a relentless investigator. When he manages to remain employed, he solves crimes. Rebus is employed in Saints of the Shadow Bible, although his role as Detective Sergeant is a step down from the Detective Inspector position he once held -- and his ability to retain his warrant card until the end of the novel is once again called into question.

Jessica Traynor's one-car accident hardly seems to merit the attention of DI Siobhan Clarke and DS Rebus, but Jessica's father is well-connected. A routine inspection of the scene raises doubt that Jessica was driving when her car left the road. Jessica doesn't want to talk about it but Rebus and Clarke soon focus their attention on her boyfriend, Forbes McCuskey, whose father happens to be Justice Minister. Complications ensue.

The novel's title comes from Rebus' days at Summerhall, where he started as a Detective Constable. All Summerhall detectives belonged to the Saints of the Shadow Bible. The Saints were less than saintly when it came to police work. One of their cases involved a murder suspect who beat the rap, perhaps because he was a police informant. Thirty years later, Scotland having loosened its protection against double jeopardy, the Solicitor General plans to revive the case, which means investigating the surviving Saints. Nick Fox, an interesting character who is charged with that task, initially meets with the usual derision earned by cops who police cops but eventually turns into a central (and quite likable) character. Fox appeared in a couple of his own novels before Ian Rankin added him to the cast of the previous Rebus novel.

All of this takes place against a political background in which characters line up as favoring Scotland's independence or opposing its separation from the UK. One of the prominent political players is a former Saint of the Shadow Bible and has a great deal to lose if the new investigation reveals anything untoward about his conduct. The political conflict adds an interesting dimension to the novel.

Rebus has a pleasantly gruff and abrasive personality that has attracted a loyal readership. Rankin walks a fine line between creating a mean-spirited (and thus unlikable) character and one who is merely acerbic and sarcastic (and thus funny). The ultimate mystery (who committed the 30-year-old murder?) requires the unraveling of several other mysteries. Rankin juggles a number of plot threads but never drops any of them. None of the resolutions are particularly surprising but they don't need to be. The story is satisfying and following Rebus through the course of an investigation is always an enjoyable stroll.

RECOMMENDED

Bitter Eden by Tatamkhulu Afrika

First published in the UK in 2002; published by Picador on February 25, 2014

A letter and a mysterious package arrive for Thomas Smith, an aging, long-married man living in South Africa. The letter forces unwanted memories to surface, memories of Tom's capture and imprisonment, first by Italians and then by Germans, while serving as an intelligence officer in the North Africa Campaign during World War II. That brief introductory scene is followed by a captivating examination of a man who is bound not just by the fences and razor wire of prison camps (bitter Edens policed by fallen angels), but by unwanted and uncontrollable emotions.

In the context of confinement, Bitter Eden centers on Tom's struggle to define love and to separate his love for another man from sexual desire. As grim days pass in the Italian camp, Tom reluctantly forms relationships with two men. One is a friendship with a mothering gay man named Douglas to whom he feels no attraction but comes to regard with affection. The other involves an attraction (and eventual devotion) to a married man named Danny who is (for much of the novel) hostile to openly gay men. Tom and Danny bond naturally, having both been victims of paternal abuse. Tom does his best to deny his feelings for Danny, or to define them as nonsexual, a challenging task when Danny sleeps next to him in a platonic but naked embrace. Jealousies are aroused and magnified when a gay artist paints Tom in the nude and when Tom begins to perform with the openly gay cast of the prison theater.

Bitter Eden deals with a subject that might discomfort some readers, but does so with sensitivity and compassion and gorgeously descriptive prose. Yet no reader should be made uncomfortable by a story that is ultimately about love, "an emotion too often threatened by ennui to attain to the grand passion for which I have long since ceased to hope." Tatamkhulu Afrika (who was, like Tom, a POW in Italy and Germany) vividly conveys the drudgery and deprivation and fear that pervades life in a prison camp, as well as the uncertain life that follows liberation, "the now's new ambiences, changed circumstances, grown alien strictures and codes." The story is dramatic and eventful but most of the events are small and the story's power resides in their accumulative impact on Tom. The extreme circumstances that give rise to Tom's self-examination raise profound questions about the nature of love and bonding under trying circumstances.

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